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oh well now my hand is stuck to my chin
great
I was just scratching the back of my hea—
I WAS JUST ITCHING MY LOWER BACK. FUCK.
ROLEPLAY RELEVANCE. HELP. DYING. OMG.
Back of my head……….
Goodbye, right thigh. >:
….I JUST DIED?
-Had my hand on the back of my head, ORZ-
OH NO MY BLACKBERRY GOT SHOT. And by blackberry I mean the fruit I was picking out of my bowl.
Wha….FUCK, MY LEG!!!
….my table? haha no injury for me!
a nail just shot right in front of my eyes. holyshit I’ve never been so close to death
I was enjoying that humus =(
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In hindsight he was a pretty good father….
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